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I can now blog on the go again! Weeeed!!! 

Court is not in session…YET BITCH

I took a meeting with an attorney yesterday who agreed that my case is TOTALLY FUCKED UP. He even asked his law partner like, WTF? He said I definitely have a case here, and he has to look up a bunch of information because he’s not exactly sure what my damages would be. But there was a case AGAINST me for $1024 that was DROPPED. Mother fuckers. So court is not in session, not yet anyway, but it most definitely will be and it will be poppin’ for sure.

There were just so many documents of fucked up shit they scanned everything and it sounds like this attorney is definitely going to take my case. Now that leads me to my next case, I still have to file suit against my ex for damages he did against my car, leading him to get a DUI and go to jail. I have a screen shot from him admitting that if I take him to small claims court he will pay me. I just emailed it to myself and I have the documents of all the damages like impound fees, and how much it’ll cost to fix it. It’s about $4000. So even though he’ll have the judgement he won’t necessarily have to pay it, but if he’s in jail/and or on probation he will probably want to.

I just called the PD in which it happened to find out when the records department was open, I have to pay under $10 for that, then I have to pay $65 to file the lawsuit because the damages are so high, I have to get a new estimate on my car because I want it to be higher, and then I have to call the towing company because when I moved I lost the impound paperwork.

I also have this piece of evidence, read carefully where he admits that he will pay in a civil suit.

I know this happened in March, but I haven’t been able to locate him since then. Now that I know where to serve him at, it makes it a LOT easier. Plus, I have this other lawsuit and I feel as though I should stop letting people walk all the fuck over me and get what’s mine. You can see I clearly said I just want to me made whole financially. I have to turn this car in in April (well I’ll probably buy it) but I don’t want to have to buy it with the damages on it. And with this other lawsuit, I might be able to buy out of my lease and get something better. Something that WON’T have a bad memory associated with it.

You like that?

I’m giving zero fucks today. You wanna know why?

My ex was supposed to meet up with my best friend yesterday to exchange his belongings for the money he stole from me. Oh he was a no show. Big surprise. This mother fucker also doesn’t know what the fuck is coming his way. I am NOT a person to messed with today or any other day. Hang on, I think I need to take a quick break.

So I texted my landlord to be nice about dropping the lawsuit against me for $1024 to that he claims I owed him, and he replied no hard feelings. Wait, what? No, see here’s the thing, there are a LOT of hard feelings. I went the fuck off on this mother fucker. PROOF.

 

Yeah I went there, you made me go there. I hope you’re shaking your boots motherfucker. My attorney asked if he had any assets we could go after. Oh yeah, he’s got assets. I see his assets. He’s always cruising around here in a nice ass convertible living the high life in California.

It’s taken me all day to post this but I have had a bizillion things going on with a bunch of people stopping over. Good to feel a little productive, glad I put on a little bit of makeup and don’t look totally scary. But I can’t believe all this karma is finally catching up to these assholes. It really makes me feel like karma is real. I am ready to fight so come at me. I got my fighting face on.

It’s only 3:00 I guess I should make myself look presentable. I feel lost without my black leggings. They had an accident 😦 We are also supposed to go to Bed Bath and Beyond because when I changed my mail I got this thing from the post office that had all these great coupons that are off these awesome stores for total purchase. Way to go post office! And I fucked up my form so many times so I’m glad they got it.

Okay productive time. Time to be productive. Here I go. Here I try to go.

4/20!

Well today is a magical day for stoners. It’s our holiday! Not like we don’t celebrate it everyday or anything. But today we get to dedicate our entire day to the fact that we love to smoke pot. We’re entitled to that. Shit, we celebrate George Washington & Abe Lincoln’s birthdays, we should celebrate this too!

I’m dressed for the occasion as you can see.

I am going to take this opportunity and post to talk about why weed is great and how it has helped me with my mental illness. I know it’s still technically considered a “drug” but that’s something the government wants us to believe. Some people just have a problem with it because it’s illegal, and don’t even consider the benefits. It’s fucking SCIENCE. I don’t give a shit what the fucking law says, it truly has helped me.

I know that I’ll probably be on medication for my mental illnesses for the rest of my life. Harsh chemicals in my body for the rest of my life can’t really be healthy. I choose to smoke weed because while yes, it still is smoking, it’s fucking natural bro. You can’t tell me that a plant is harmful to my heath. You can’t tell me that something natural is way better than something man made out of poison. You can’t tell me that despite it being illegal, it doesn’t help me.

When I smoke, I get relaxed. I laugh, I say stupid shit, other people laugh. I get hungry. I get lazy sometimes. But there’s never been a single time in my life where I’ve been so high off pot that it has destroyed something, ruined my life, injured someone, or anything NEGATIVE. It’s not addictive. It’s fun, and it makes me feel free. I DON’T SEE ANY SERIOUS PROBLEMS HERE. Have you ever read how many side effects are on one medication? I’m on like 6 different medications. How can this be good? You know what side effect should come with every bag of weed you buy? Warning: May cause extreme happiness and hunger. Order tacos before use, and get on the internet machine and Google image search unicorns for instant LOLz.

I know I’m not a fucking doctor, and I haven’t done all the research. But I’ve researched and experimented enough to know that there’s nothing harmful, dangerous, bad, or negative about smoking weed, other than the negative stigma our government has given it by making it illegal.

It pisses me off that pot is illegal. For example there is a local ordinance in Ann Arbor that allows you to just get a ticket for possession of weed instead of going to jail. However, there are also state cops that have more authority who will patrol the same areas as the local police just looking to bust people for small time marijuana charges because it’s an easy bust. Seems like a total waste and allocation of government resources, doesn’t it? THAT’S BECAUSE IT IS. There are so many people in jail right now for small time marijuana charges, and REAL criminals are out on the streets. You couldn’t possibly spin this to make it right because it’s wrong. SO WRONG.

I am happy that Michigan does support medical marijuana. When this was being proposed into office I was in a lot of political groups at the time to help raise awareness to voters on why they should pass it. I’d like to think it was my way of giving back to my community as a stoner. All of our hard work that year paid off because Michigan passed the bill! I am fully qualified to get my medical marijuana card, it just comes down to the fact I don’t have money right now. It’s something my doctor and I discuss, because I have always been open & honest with my doctor about my pot use. I think it’s important for him to know I use it because it will directly effect how he medically treats me. He can’t prescribe it himself, but he has given me all the necessary paperwork and list of physicians who can help.

Also, here’s some fucking food for thought…. (literally)

Yeah, suck on those nuts!!!

Thank you all for reading my stoned rant/blog today. Maybe you learned something, maybe you didn’t. Perhaps you agree, or disagree. It’s even possible that you’re so fucking high right now you can’t even comprehend what I’m saying at all, and the words are floating off your computer screen. (If you are, message me, I want your dealers #….) But in honor of today I felt as though it was important to blog about it. Smoke on friends. One love. ❤

4/20 UPDATE 10:08 PM EST:

The day has been great. I managed to get out of my house and pick up some 4/20 supplies at a super good deal. Some of the swag included this:

Pure medical grade buddy. I don’t fuck around.

200 MG of pot per cookie. STRONG AS FUCK. I got 2. Shared half now I’m going balls deep on this one. My friend also picked up a pipe to smoke wax out of that looks like Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger force, and it’s totally rad, and gets you superrrrr weird.

THEN as I was pulling up I decided to check my mail, and guess what arrived? A check for $198.10 to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t even work there anymore and they’re still paying me and sending me checks, paying my unemployment, and I have free state insurance. Well I’d say getting fired has really done a lot of good for me! You are qualified for all these free programs! And bitches be paying you like what upp!!! Yay for 4/20 and it almost being my birthday. I changed my wallpaper today on my iPhone! YAYYYYY!

An interesting article I found about. Michigan Voters Could Legalize Recreational Marijuana Use In 2016 Election

Fun video to awesome song and a bunch of shit I wish I could do. ENJOY MOTHA FUCKERS!